You also might be interested in
"The tuxes aren't here."*screeeeeeeeeeeeeech!* (That's the sound of a wedding screeching to a halt)."I'm sorry?""The tuxedos aren't here. We have no tuxes."
I may be functioning off of a stereotype here, but[...]
Ahhh, Chris and Lisa's wedding. It was picture-perfect. Char and[...]